Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
I mean just look how happy he is
little baby tripped over a log
he is just so happy with his ball omg
MAKING BIRD FRIENDS YES CUTE
SO PROUD OF HIS BUNDLE LOOK
JUMPING FOR JOY
BABY ELEPHANTS EVERYBODY
pretty sure the first elephant is from The Jungle Cruise, right?